Girlie Jeep Rules

Design & Theme: This is a fun, bold, and humorous decal designed specifically for female Jeep owners (or "Girlie Jeep" enthusiasts). Styled like a classic warning sign with a bright magenta and yellow color scheme, it outlines the non-negotiable, tongue-in-cheek rules for anyone riding in the owner's Jeep.

Key Features (Rules):

Mandatory Contribution: Requires an Emergency Coffee & Snack Fund.

Hair & Fun: Zero tolerance for complaints about "bird's nest" hair—it's a sign of having fun ("a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand").

No Complaints: Opinions on hair, makeup, or music volume are automatically declined.

Jeep Wave: Compliance with the Jeep Wave tradition is mandatory ("Mind your business").

Driver Control: No driving and No touching the radio presets ("My playlist is sacred. Like a religion.").

Optional Topless Rule: Humorous note that being "Topless is optional, not mandatory."

Final Warning: If you don't like the music, "the dirt roads will gladly escort you out."

Perfect For:

Gifting to a female friend, partner, or family member who drives a Jeep.

Adding a personal, humorous touch to a Wrangler, Renegade, or Gladiator.

Displaying on the Jeep's window, body, laptop, toolbox, or cooler.

Material: High-quality, durable, weather-resistant vinyl suitable for outdoor use on vehicles.

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